MEDIA RELEASE Not A Party 25 September 2017 Not A Party headquarters was in tatters this Sunday morning. With its candidates reeling in shock, red-eyed and gormless in the wake of this unexpected monumental failure. All along the night, as election results had trickled down, it became slowly apparent that calculating the non-voter turnout was going […]
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NAP Candidate for Wellington Central
Hi. I’m Roberta Wessex and seriously, I’m not voting for me. You see, there are really only two kinds of voters, those who vote Labour and those who vote National, right? But, no, not so much. It’s more those who vote mainstream and those who split the vote, hey? Actually I think it’s much simpler. […]
Not A Party (NAP) announces 2017 general election candidates
Not A Party (NAP) is pleased to announce it is fielding three (3) brave freedom fighters as entrants in the mainstream media’s personality popularity contest and expensive policies playoff to see who’ll win the 2017 general election. We have no policies, so no broken electoral promises from us. Our personalities aren’t popular either. Bob Wessex […]